They made a movie about Nilay

It's become clear, and I say this with great pride, that Adrian Grenier has become part of my karass. There I was talking about underwear-couch-time and Regina dropped me a note on the television series, "Entourage". Then this past Friday night when I was feigning illness to watch "The West Wing" instead of going out I caught "The Adventures of Sebastian Cole." With the delicious Adrian Grenier.

Not many movies make me want to revisit high school and be an anarchist-bicycle rider with random highlights. Especially since I liked the last 10 minutes of high school due to the fact that most of the people around me were dumb and boring. The same thing a certain Nilay Patel would say. The similarities between Adrian and Nilay are astounding and creepy --blond streak parting black locks, delivering clever comments at critical moments ("This Prom is nothing like what they show in movies. There are no more virgins, so there's no one to lose their virginity") , and constantly becoming involved with women by accident (ha!). The music alone makes me want to reschedule my reincarnation for 1983 instead of 1972.